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Artist: Vandals download mp3
Title: Aging Orange
Lyrics:
and I wrote one good song
But that was almost 20 years ago
I tried and I tried to follow it up
But you know how those sophomore jinxes go
So I became quite bitter
as sales dropped like flies
No one likes these dumb songs
of racing cars and spies
Maybe it's my ape drape
or hippies in my band
But now we only tour in Arizona
or Japan
So after much thought
and a panel of experts
I came up with a brilliant little plan
I'll take out my frustrations
on one of these ungrateful new punk rock bands
Cuz I invented socks
and I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
with a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
on things I thought of first
Back in Ancient Egypt
many Pharaohs went to jail
for misappropriation
of my Phrigian scale
I said listen to Tutankhamen
you're driving me insane
it's obvious those bellies
are all dancing to Bloodstains
I figured out you owe me
and please try not to laugh
but every time I hear it
I get one more golden calf
So I've bitten off
a sizable chunk
of the hands of the people
with the food
Now I'm confined to the pages of Flipside
a graveyard of punk rock's 35 year old dudes
Cuz I invented socks
and I invented gravy
I made up the cotton gin
but no one ever paid me
Why beat a dead horse
with a career that is cursed?
I'll just sue for royalties
on things I thought of first
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Palm Palm!
Ape Drape!
Ape Drape!
Poodle Head!
Poodle Head!
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Songs of Vandals:
(But Then) She Spoke
4,3,2,1,0,-1
A Gun For Christmas
Aging Orange
Airstream
Allah!
An Idea For A Movie
Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)
Anti
Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
Appreciate My Honesty
Bad Birthday Bash
Behind The Music
Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
Cafe 405
Canine Euthenasia
Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)
Choosing You Masters
Christmas Time For My Penis
Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
Come Out Fighting
Crippled And Blind
Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
Desert Woman
Disproportioned Head
Elvis Decanter
Euro-Barge
Failure Is The Best Revenge
Flowers Are Pretty
Fourteen
Fucked Up Girl
Gator Hide
Get A Room
Get In Line
Girls Turn 18 Every Day
Go
Goop All Over The Phone
Grandpa's Last Christmas
H.B. Hotel
Hang Myself From The Tree
Happy Birthday To Me
Hey Homes!
How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
Hungry For You
I Believe
I Can't Wait
I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
I Have A Date
I Know, Huh
I'll Make You Love Me
I'm A Fly
I'm Becoming You
I'm The Boss Of Me
I've Got An Ape Drape
If The Government Could Read My Mind
It's A Fact
Jackass
Johnny Twobags
Join Us For Pong
Kick Me
Kill My Tenant
Lady Killer
Let The Bad Times Roll
Little Weirdo
Live Fast, Diarrhea
Long Hair Queer
Lord Of The Dance
Marry Me
Master Race In Outer Space
Mohawk Town
Money's Not An Issue
Moving Up
My Brain Tells My Body
My Brother Is Gay
My First Christmas As A Woman
My Girlfriend's Dead
N. I. M. B. Y.
Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
Now We Dance
Oi To The World
OK
People That Are Going To Hell
Phone Machine
Pirate's Life
Pizza Tran
Power Mustache
Rico
San Berdu
Slap Of Love
Small Wonder
So Long, Farewell
Soccer Mom
Sorry, Mom And Dad
Soup Of The Day
Stop Smiling
Summer Lovin'
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Susanville
Take It Back
Tastes Like Chicken
Thanx For Nothing
That's My Girl
The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
The Legend Of Pat Brown
The New You
The Rod
The Unseen Tears Of The Albacore
Too Much Drama
Urban Struggle
Viking Suit
Wanna Be Manor
We'll All Get Laid
What About Me
When I Say You, I Mean Me
Where's Your Dignity
You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
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