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Artist: Weird Al Yankovic download mp3
Title: A Complicated Song
Lyrics:
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra larges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' all alone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense lettin' all this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza all day
And every day
This cheese 'round the clock
Is gettin' me blocked
And I sure don't care
For irregularity
Tell me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowels evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I clench and I feel the pain
Oh, should I take laxatives or have my colon irrigated?
No no no
I was feelin' pretty down
'Till my girlfriend came around
We're just so alike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderly
But woe is me
Who would have guessed
Her family crest
I'd suddely spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just like the one on me
Tell me
How was I supposed to know we were both related?
Believe me, if I knew she was my cousin we never would have dated
What to do now? Should I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with eleven toes
And move to Alabama where that kind of thing is tolerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new roller coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I couldn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Tell me
Why'd I have to go and get myself decapitated?
This really is a major inconvenience, oh man, I really hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't belch or yodel anymore
Can't spit or blow my nose or even read Sports Illustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myself all mutilated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta tell ya, life without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't blink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a pleasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
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A Complicated Song
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Cheerios, Apple Jacks, Cheerios
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Christmas At Ground Zero
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Crampton Comes Alive
Dare To Be Stupid
Dead Car Battery Blues
Dr. Demento Radio Promo
Dr. Demento's 15th Anniversary Special
Eat It
EBay
Everything You Know Is Wrong
Fast Food
Fat
Fatter
Flatbush Avenue
Frank's 2000 TV
Free Delivery
Gandhi II
Gee, I'm A Nerd
Generic Blues
Genius In France
George Of The Jungle
Germs
Girls Just Want To Have Lunch
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Gotta Boogie
Gravy On You
Green Eggs And Ham
Gump
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Harvey The Wonder Hamster
Headline News
Hit Me With A Rock
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Holiday Greetings 1988
I Can't Watch This
I Love Rocky Road
I Remember Larry
I Think I'm A Clone Now
I Want A New Duck
I Was Only Kidding
I'll Repair For You ( A Theme For Home Improvement
I'm So Sick Of You
If I Could Make Love To A Bottle
Isle Thing
It's All About The Pentiums
It's Still Billy Joel To Me
Jerry Springer
Jurassic Park
Kidstar 1250 Radio Promotion
Lasagna
Laundry Day
Leisure Suit Serenade
Let Me Be Your Hog
Like A Surgeon
Livin' In The Fridge
Matter Of Crust
Melanie
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Mr. Frump In The Iron Lung
My Baby's In Love With Eddie Vedder
My Bologna
Never Met A Person As Wonderful As Me
Nobody Here But Us Frogs
Ode To A Superhero
One More Minute
Pacman
Party At The Leper Colony
Phony Calls
Polka Patterns
Polka Power!
Polka Your Eyes Out
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Ricky
She Drives Like Crazy
She Never Told Me She Was A Mime
Since You've Been Gone
Slime Creatures From Outer Space
Smells Like Nirvana
Snack All Night
Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Spam
Spatula City
Stuck In A Closet With Vanna White
Syndicated Inc.
Taco Grande
Take Me Down
Take Me To The Liver
Take The L Out Of Liver
Talk Soup
The Ballad Of Kent Marlow
The Biggest Ball Of Twine In Minnesota
The Hot Rocks Polka
The Night Santa Went Crazy (Extra Gory)
The Night Santa Went Crazy
The Plumbing Song
The Saga Begins
The Weird Al Show Theme
The White Stuff
This Is The Life
Traffic Jam
Trash Day
Trigger Happy
Truck Drivin' Song
Twister
Ugly Girl
UHF
Velvet Elvis
Waffle King
Wanna B Ur Lovr
We Got The Beef
Weenie In A Bottle
When I Was Your Age
Why Does This Always Happen To Me
Won't Eat Prunes Again
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You Don't Love Me Anymore
You Don't Take Your Showers
You Make Me
Young, Dumb & Ugly
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